Pinned toot

OK. I've officially started drinking now.

Any posts here on out are not necessarily the views of my instance.

If I had to fence against a ruffle-shirt Duke on the field of honor, I would simply wield as many rapiers as my turkey-sized mitts could wrap themselves around and beat him to death with a sword bundle rather than faff about with poking, riposting, parrying, thrusting, advancing, keeping feet aligned, bleeding from an attractive cut on the cheek, realizing that a sword fight is a conversation and it can be flirtatious, etc. etc.

Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along.

Just because a bunch of other 3rd party Mac apps break system UX in favor of their own crap doesn’t mean I have to do the same. 🙄

“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer”

"It was a quiet afternoon in Bocholt in western Germany when a pigeon broke the calm and the speed limit, flying down a residential street at 45km/h (28mph) in a 30km/h zone."
bbc.com/news/world-europe-4819
#birds

I have a few invites to the Openbook beta of anyone is interested. DM me your email.

openbook.social/en/home

Take all my money

twitter.com/lizardengland/stat

<< for every dollar you give me on patreon, i will delay the release of my realistic spider vr simulator by one day >>

interesting that not a single Brexit commentator has noticed the obvious point that this is an excellent opportunity to overthrow the british government and dismantle every state institution

NGC 1333: Stellar Nursery in Perseus

Image Credit & Copyright: Steve Milne, Barry Wilson - Processing: Steve Milne

apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap190327.ht #APoD

I guess it's just easier to block the whole baraag.net domain. 🤷‍♂️

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Irish Stew

A single user instance.