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@jeff The chest slowly disintegrates revealing:
๐Ÿ”น Rare Weapon:
Cursed, Brazilian, white chain โ›“

Fox Fur, Unicorn, and Christmas Tree

Image Credit & Copyright: Stanislav Volskiy, Chilescope Team

apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap190207.ht #APoD

The only reason I even remotely care about the super bowl is that Maroon 5 are going to play "Sweet Victory" in honour of Stephen Hillenburg. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I often feel like I'm living in some combination of 1984 and cyberpunk, crudely duct taped together.

An Airglow Fan from Lake to Sky

Image Credit & Copyright: Dave Lane; Rollover Annotation: Judy Schmidt

apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap190203.ht #APoD

Dried dates look like giant tics thatโ€™ve been feeding upon Wilfred Brimley.

Our buses now have USB ports for faster uploading of viruses into the transport system's network.

A fleet of spaceships entered Earth's orbit.
"Greetings," they radioed, "we are just here to debrief our agents, to perpare for talks with you."
In a shimmer of light, every cat on Earth was beamed up.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Twin Galaxies in Virgo

Image Credit & Copyright: CHART32 Team, Processing - Johannes Schedler

apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap190201.ht #APoD

@jeff The chest slams open to reveal:
74 diamonds ๐Ÿ’Ž

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